Funny Love card for gardeners - I love you from my head down to.ma.toes

For admirers of puns everywhere who also love to garden- score! This funny love card for gardeners helps you say, "I love you, from my head down to.ma.toes." See what we did there? 

FUNNY LOVE CARD FOR GARDENERS (or anyone who loves their tomatoes and appreciates a good pun):
• printed on rustic speckletone cardstock in shades of red, black and green 
• dimensions: 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" (A2)
• includes recycled kraft envelope
• blank inside 
• packaged in cellophane sleeve (shown in the last photo). Shipped in a rigid photo mailer for protection. (rigid photo mailers are classified as packages by USPS, so shipping is a little higher, but this ensures safe undamaged delivery) 
• writing instruments and baker's twine not included

HANDWRITTEN FROM THE HEART
In this day of tweets, e-mails and Facebook mentions, sending an old school, handwritten love note is like sending a gift for the cost of the card and a stamp ( well below $5! ). The surprise of your little gift among the usual bills and junk mail simply emphasizes that the recipient is SPECIAL to you. You took the extra steps that show you really care.